Like your mum saying 'bling bling'...

...I am always late to the party, and usually put the wrong part of my hand out to get stamped when I get there.

I’ve only just jumped on the David Lynch train, and about fifty years after the likes of Tavi made it cool, have taken to imagining myself running around with a glamorous head injury in a cloud of smoke, declaring myself a tomato en espanól.

 

Of course, a real heroine needs a beautifully mysterious wardrobe, and artist/designer Lisa T’s creations are capable of making anyone feel like they’re living in David’s head...  

             

 Her Autumn collection even manages to give the horrifying breakout star of Mulholland Drive an elegantly hip vibe...

All images via photographer extraordinaire Ben Davies on Lisa T's own lovely blog - all crap, Anna Dello Russo-esque photoshopping by me.