An Introduction and a Manifesto of sorts

I am not tall or willowy, I do not tumbl and I'm not wearing Jeffrey Campbell Litas. I do not have an It bag, I don't 'channel' anybody and I think terms like 'sport-luxe', 'lust-worthy' and 'wardrobe staple' are wank-filled and depressing in equal measure.

I love Lynn Yaeger and Christopher Kane.
I dream of writing for a fashion magazine and flitting about the office, but am frightened of people asking me if I am just lost.
I got macaroni cheese on my Prada (A/W '10) skirt.

Here is a blog about a nerdy grub outsider trying to become a fashion writer.